Two Totally Horrible Halloween Giveaways

My biographer wanted me to let you know there's these two really horrible giveaways going on this Halloween season.

Yeah for gifts, Halloween, and lots and lots of CANDY!

Okay, so first up there's this place called Goodreads, where I guess people talk about good reads.  Get it?  There's 3 signed copies available. (But you should know it's not MY signature, it's my biographer's—which, I should add, seems selfish to me.  Whatever.)  This one ends October 15th.

Even more horrible is this amazing prize package (which I secretly entered to win myself like ten times.  Yeah, it's that horrible.)

There's like books and something called iTunes and some stickers and I think I even see a few bags of candy there.  But best of all, my face is on everything!  Also, it comes in like this horrible potions box, which is perfect for the amateur Halloween enthusiast in your life.  You can find this one in a place called Word Spelunking, which is very fun to say out loud.  Word Spelunking, Word Spelunking, Word Spelunking.  Oh yeah, this giveaway ends October 20th.

Okay, I've blabbered enough for one day.  Take care!

-Eve

New Review of Book of Shrieks & Another Giveaway

As if my biographer's head needed to get any bigger, he just read me this new review. I'm not sure who Neil Gaiman or Lemony Snicket are, but the reviewer seems to think my biographer is similar. To be honest, though, those other authors have much more horrible sounding names--especially Lemony Snicket.  That's just fun to say. You should try it.

Oh, and my biographer wanted me to mention there's a new book giveaway going on at a place called Blkosiner's Book Blog, which is also a fun name to say.

-Eve