Thursday, November 17, 2011

Black Friday

Wow, totally thought Black Friday was a smaller version of Halloween. My friend Carly Beth told me it was this day where normal humans turn into crazed beasts. Sounds fun!  But then I did some research and discovered it was a shopping day where things were on sale like super cheap. Hmm. So not what I was thinkingAnd why Friday? If I had to pick a day that was black, I'd certainly choose Saturday. Friday always seemed more of a dark purple with fire-red highlights to me. Anyway, gotta run. Dad needs me to work at Goulicious Pizza tonight. Ugh!


Friday, November 11, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

My new book came out today!

So exciting, my first book ever is out today! And it's all about ME! My biographer, Robert Something-Or-Other, has agreed to give away some free copies. Actually, I told him if he didn't, I'd send my mom over to, um, talk to him. She can be pretty persuasive. Anyway, he agreed. Yay!

So, here's the deal: This contest is open to all kids under the age of 120 (that's like fifteen in human years). Draw me a picture of anything spooky, and you'll receive a free book signed by my biographer.  Pretty easy, right?

Just send your pictures to evehallows1031[at]gmail[dot]com with your name, age and shipping info.

Because my biographer is complaining that this will cost him too much money, he asked if the contest could end December 1, 2011.  Fine, way to ruin the fun. I really need to find a new author. This guy is killing me.

And for the rest of you non-contest-liking humans, Books & Brimstone is now open and taking orders.

Talk to you soon.


Tuesday, November 1, 2011

What was under your Halloween Tree?

Hey, all.  Just got out of school.  Boring!  I mean, really, can't humans do something to make learning more fun?  Back in Gravesville, school was so much better.  Not to mention school was closed for like two weeks for Halloween vacation.  Here, they don't even close school down on Halloween!!!  That is so disturbing.

Anyway, that's an argument I plan to take up with whoever makes up holidays in schools. I mostly wanted to find out what presents everyone got for  Halloween, 'cause I'm nosey like that.

I made out like a vamp in a blood bank this Halloween.  Guess my parents felt bad about making me move to the human world and all that.  I got two Voodoo Baby Dolls, some new books, oh!, and a new set of tombstone pajamas that smell like cemetery flowers.  For dinner, Mom made all of my favorites: hot pumpkin, chocolate doughnuts drizzled in chocolate sauce, jellybean stew.  Then for desert we had pumpkin pie with a heaping scoop of chocolate ice cream on top.   It was so horrible!

How about you?  What did you do for Halloween this year?