Monday, March 18, 2013

New Interview Featuring ME! Oh, and a New Book Cover ... Grrr!

Hey, humans.  So a few weeks ago Aeicha from Word Spelunking stopped by Ghoulicious Pizza to interview me.  Obviously, she had the good sense to come to me instead of going to my biographer, which means she's not only a fun human, but very smart, too.  Anyway, you can check out the full interview over here:  CHARACTER INTERVIEW & GIVEAWAY: EVE FROM THE EVE HALLOWS SERIES

There's like a giveaway, too, where you can win books and stuff.  So, yeah, you should check it out!

Oh, and I just saw the picture of my new book cover.  Funny, my biographer never told me it was finished. My friend Carly Beth happened to come across while searching the inter-web thingie.

Book of Shivers?  Really.  That is so boring.  And don't get me started with the picture.  Why do I have to share a cover with Mrs. Maxwell, of all creatures?  It's so insulting.

Yes, me and that biographer of mine will be having words.  I'm so done with him.  

Friday, December 21, 2012

I Support Halloween

At today's stop on my book tour, I talk about the most important thing there is to talk about. Halloween.

Since I've been living in the human world, I've noticed that Halloween DOES NOT get the attention it deserves--unlike this Christmas thing, which is just bizarre on so many levels.  I mean, c'mon, He sees you when you're sleeping?  He knows when you're awake?  Yeah, and you think where I come from is creepy.  Psssh.

Anyway, you can check out the full post over at this totally horrible blog: LILI LOST IN A BOOK.

Oh, and don't forget to sign the petition.  You'll understand what I'm talking about once you read what I have to say.


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Guest Posts and Stuff

You might've heard that there's this Eve Hallows Blog Tour going on.  Yeah, so far it's been pretty boring.  My biographer likes to go on about the strangest things.  And, seriously, talking about writing is like talking about flower patterns—BORING!

But that all changes today, because three of my guest post thingies are up.  Yay!

So a brilliant blogger asked me how monsters in Gravesville use Ouija boards to communicate with each other.  You can check out my response—along with some annoying interruptions by my biographer—here: FICTICIOUS MUSINGS

And another blogger, also totally horrible, let me talk about my book covers.  If you've been following along on this blog you probably already know I'm upset about them.  Here, I spill all the juicy details:  READING WITH ABC.  Oh, and bonus—there's like this really horrible review of Book of Shrieks.

Finally, I spill the details on how to survive Gravesville.  Of course, my biographer gets all annoying here, too.  (Oh, and I like the name of this blog.  It reminds me of candy!)  SHORT & SWEET.

Talk to you soon!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Tour Schedule

My biographer wanted me to mention a few things, seeing as he's sooo busy.  Probably shopping for Christmas presents or something ridiculous like that.  Doesn't he realize I'm busy, too?

Whatever ...

First off, he told me of this place called Facebook, which sounds sort of strange, if you ask me.  Hm, I wonder if it's like the Nightmare Books?  And whose face is on the book?  Yeah, so he created this fan page--does that mean my biographer's face is the book?  My Jack, I hope not!  Anyway, he wanted me to tell you to like it, so everyone should do that.

And even more horrible, starting Monday, December 10, my biographer and I will be doing a blog tour--which is like a book tour except I don't have to get out of my pajamas.  LOVE IT!

Here's the schedule, but really you only need to worry about MY guest posts, so I've highlighted the one's that feature me.  Besides, I've read some of the one's my biographer did.  Yeah, he's got issues.

Eve Hallows Blog Tour Schedule 

December 10th
I Am A Reader, Not A Writer - Tour Kick Off

December 11th
Multiple Blogs - Book Blast

December 12th
Pandora Poikilos - Peace from Pieces - Interview
Fade Into Fantasy - Tens List
icefairy's Treasure Chest - Excerpt
From the Bootheel Cotton Patch - Review
Book Flame - Guest Post

December 13th
Laurie's Paranormal Thoughts and Reviews - Interview & Excerpt
Parsimonious Posh - Guest Post & Review
Word Spelunking - Tens List
~Oh, The Books You'll Read - Review
Bookworm in Love - Tens List

December 14th
Geo Librarian - Review
Cuzinlogic - Guest Post or Interview
Books Beside My Bed - Review
Scribbler's Sojourn - Guest Post
Fantasy Book Addict - Interview

December 15th
Hazel the Witch - Tens List & Excerpt
Bibliophilia, Please - Guest Post
Bookworm Lisa - Excerpt
An Avid Reader's Musings - Excerpt

December 16th
Imagine! Create! Write! - Interview or Guest Post
Readaholic's Reviews - Guest Post & Review
A Soul Unsung - Guest Post

December 17th
The Romance Bookie - Except
Mommy and We - Review & Guest Post
Mochas, Mysteries & More - Review
Musings of a Writer (Val Muller) - Review
Lisa Miller ~ Moon Shine Art Spot - Review & Guest Post

December 18th
Lizzy's Dark Fiction - Guest Post & Review
Monique Morgan - Review & Guest Post
FireStarBooks - Review & Interview
JeanBookNerd - Excerpt
BookSpark - Review & Tens List
Reader Girls - Excerpt

December 19th
Mk McClintock Blog - Tens List
Stephanie Keyes, Author - Guest Post
Fictitious Musings - Guest Post
Cici's Theories - Guest Post & Review
A Dream Within A Dream - Excerpt
Earth's Book Nook - Tens List

December 20th
Books & Other Creative Adventures - Review
Must Read Faster - Review
Reading with ABC - Review & Guest Post
Bibliophile Mystery - Excerpt
Short and Sweet Reviews - Guest Post

December 21st
Lili Lost in a Book - Guest Post
The Solitary Bookworm - Guest Post & Review
The Bunny's Review - Interview
Promiscuous Diva - Guest Post
Books, Books the Magical Fruit - Interview & Excerpt

December 22nd
Turner's Antics - Review
Mom With A Kindle - Guest Post
Lovely Reads - Tens List

December 23rd
The Book Mark Blog - Review
Vanessa Morgan - Guest Post
Me, My Shelf and I - Tens List

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Two Totally Horrible Halloween Giveaways

My biographer wanted me to let you know there's these two really horrible giveaways going on this Halloween season.

Yeah for gifts, Halloween, and lots and lots of CANDY!

Okay, so first up there's this place called Goodreads, where I guess people talk about good reads.  Get it?  There's 3 signed copies available. (But you should know it's not MY signature, it's my biographer's—which, I should add, seems selfish to me.  Whatever.)  This one ends October 15th.

Even more horrible is this amazing prize package (which I secretly entered to win myself like ten times.  Yeah, it's that horrible.)

There's like books and something called iTunes and some stickers and I think I even see a few bags of candy there.  But best of all, my face is on everything!  Also, it comes in like this horrible potions box, which is perfect for the amateur Halloween enthusiast in your life.  You can find this one in a place called Word Spelunking, which is very fun to say out loud.  Word Spelunking, Word Spelunking, Word Spelunking.  Oh yeah, this giveaway ends October 20th.

Okay, I've blabbered enough for one day.  Take care!


Friday, September 14, 2012

Book of Shadows Is Out TODAY!

(Eve Hallows Approved Cover)

I am so excited to tell you that my new book EVE HALLOWS AND THE BOOK OF SHADOWS is out today.  My biographer gave me a list of places where you can buy it, but ... well, Wolf thought it was a snack, so I don't have the list.  I do remember there was this place called The Noble Amazon or something like that.  Strange name for a bookshop, but whatever.

Anyway, you should all go to The Noble Amazon today and pick up a copy.  Or do that thing where the book magically appears on those little plastic devices.  Hmm ... Sort of reminds me of the Nightmare Books!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Book of Shadows News

My biographer just sent me a shiny new cover and a little description of my new book EVE HALLOWS AND THE BOOK OF SHADOWS soon to be in mostly web-ish type book places everywhere!  Or is that book-ish type web places?  Whatever...

Ever since encountering The Source and its minions on Halloween, Eve Hallows has found life surprisingly quiet … not to mention adorably boring!  So when Dad receives a Ouija message that she must return to Gravesville, Eve couldn't be happier—at least until she discovers the Director of URNS, also known as the Grim Reaper, has a special job for Eve … one that will lead her to New York City and to the true identity of The Source.  

With The Book of Shrieks offering zero help and a new URNS agent driving the school boys—and Eve!—crazy, Eve's beginning to realize this whole saving-the-world nonsense isn't what it's cracked up to be. 

All this and she still has to find The Book of Shadows....

In other news, I start school soon.  Barf!  

My parents seem to think that school is important.  I tried to tell them with saving not one but two worlds, not to mention working at Ghoulicious Pizza, not to mention being a famous person (see book cover above) that school really didn't fit into my schedule.  It took like ten minutes for my parents to stop laughing.

Gee, thanks, Mom and Dad.  You're the best!